Woman is soft on the
outside and hard
on the inside.
Man is hard on the
outside and soft on
the inside.
Let ladies deceive gents
to harden their hearts and
gents confront ladies to
gain their respect.
More softly, let women
harden men's hearts
with wisdom in return
for which men
heed women's
words with
valour.
In sum,
men rule the
world but women
rule the men.
Meanwhile,
let purgatory fathers
harden purgatory children
by crushing their egos
and purgatory mothers
overcome purgatory children
by purifying their souls
provided purgatory children
serve their purgatory fathers
by making them
laugh with pride
and answer to their
purgatory mothers
by making them
blush with delight.
Because of purgatory,
the best parts of a relationship
are the early stages of flirting
as well as a friendly
separation after a
long involvement.
In addition, still
because of purgatory,
women are most beautiful
when angry and addictive
when smelly.